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phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

detroitdank:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

boom

(via daughter-of-zeus007)

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

elsaofarendelle:

You don’t have to live in fear…
Cause for the first time in forever
I will be right here

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)